Funny jokes….kinda

1. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?  Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

2. What did the green grape say to the purple grape?  “Breathe, stupid!”

3. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?  It’s okay. He woke up.

4. If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.\

 

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